What an unfortunate week for the NFL. Not that no one will tune in, but the slated primetime games for week touchdown stink. Colts-Saints? Okay, that one's understandable, since the primetime picks are made well in advance of the NFL preseason, and a recent Super Bowl rematch is usually a solid get. But Ravens-Jaguars? What was the thinking behind that one, ESPN? MJD versus the Ravens D? The public execution of Blaine Gabbert? A dream matchup between two animals who wouldn't fight in nature? Looks like this Monday night will be a good time to pick up some overtime hours. Here are the OneHop picks for Week 7, in 140 characters or less.
San Diego Chargers(4-1) at New York Jets(3-3)
San Diego's circadian rhythm says its 10am, we shouldn't be playing football. Rex Ryan's mouth will fix the lethargy for Phillip Rivers and co. #ShutUpRex
SD 24-NYJ 14
Seattle Seahawks (2-3) at Cleveland Browns (2-3)
Ehh, this game. Teams are too good for Luck and too bad for anything else. #Whatareweplayingfor
CLE 20-SEA 17
Atlanta Falcons (3-3) at Detroit Lions (5-1)
Matty Ice fails to keep his cool in frenzied Ford Field. #MoTownThanYouCanHandle
DET 24-ATL 17
Houston Texans (3-3) at Tennessee Titans (3-2)
Hobbled Houston loses ground in Manningless division race. #whocares
TEN 31-HOU 24
Denver Broncos (1-4) at Miami Dolphins (0-5)
Fins honor 08 Gators, in time for Tebow. If the Fins win, they can have Tebow next year. #SuckforLuck
MIA 20-DEN 16
Chicago Bears (3-3) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (4-2)
Cussin Cutler stumbles against Freeman's panhandle pirates.
Bucs ride late offensive wave to victory. #TellMartzF*%kHim
TB 20-CHI 17
Washington Redskins (3-2) at Carolina Panthers (1-5)
How often is a 1-5 team a no brainer? Newton scores second NFL win. Indian giving Skins want McNabb back. #QBHelpWanted
CAR 24-WAS 19
Kansas City Chiefs (2-3) at Oakland Raiders (4-2)
Carson or Kyle, Raiders romp for Al in emotional first home game since Davis's death. #JustWinBaby
OAK 27-KC 13
Pittsburgh Steelers (4-2) at Arizona Cardinals (1-4)
Maybe I was wrong about recent SB rematches being generally memorable. #WheresKurtWarner
PIT 27-ARZ 14
St. Louis Rams (0-5) at Dallas Cowboys (2-3)
Bradford hasn't practiced all week. Romo will play. Which one is better for the Rams? #RomonotbeingRomo
DAL 31-STL 13
Green Bay Packers (6-0) at Minnesota Vikings (1-5)
What is there to (Christian) Ponder? Rodgers is the best. #Metrodromemassacre
GB 34-MINN 10
Indianapolis Colts (0-6) at New Orleans Saints (4-2)
Super Bowl rematch includes no Peyton picks or Painter TDs. Saints rebound in Sunday night snoozer. #wherestheremote
NO 24-IND 9
Baltimore Ravens (4-1) at Jacksonville Jaguars (1-5)
Ray Lewis and co decleat Gabbert, send flowers to his hospital bed. Gabbert considers putting communications degree to use. #welcometotheNFL
BAL 38-JAX 13
-OneHop
good job!
ReplyDeleteNice write up. Tough picks this week though. Will you be posting your rolling season record?
ReplyDeleteprobably not, due to the fact that i didn't start from week one, but their will be a recap following the picks theme for that week and i may change the theme of picks every week.
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